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About Me Member Hack A. A. Pratt19/Male/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 3 Years
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Felines, Faces, and a Touch of Frustration.

Fri Nov 13, 2009, 8:02 PM
  • Mood: Frustrated
  • Listening to: "Fumes" Aesop Rock
  • Reading: "Invisible Monsters" Chuck Palahniuk
  • Playing: Super Smash Bros. Melee
  • Drinking: Coffee.
I've been happy with this site for a long time. I am happy with this site.
But, being the American born fuckhat I am, I MUST nitpick the goodness for something to bitch about.
My complaint is thus:

IT DOES NOT MATTER HOW YOUNG AND GORGEOUS YOU ARE, A PHOTOGRAPH OF YOUR MYSPACE FACE IS NOT ART.
IT DOES NOT MATTER HOW CUDDLY OR FLUFFY IT IS, NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR FUCKING CAT.
NO ONE. NO ONE. NO ONE. (that said, note that w/o bias I include my own cat-obsessed girlfriend in the 'no one' category)
YOU ARE A NASTY LITTLE WENCH W/ NO BUSINESS NEAR A CAMERA.
YOUR CAT IS GLORIFIED DOG FOOD.
NOW KNOCK IT OFF!

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I have skin. I have bones. I have tail. I am rat.

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Behind Skull, Ragged Glove, United States Attic, Planet Earth, Local Cluster, Somewhere.
  • Interests: Fear. Beauty. Glamour. Insects. Theology. Gonzo. Babble.
  • Favourite movie: Fight Club. Reservoir Dogs. Pulp Fiction. Tekkonkinkreet. A Scanner Darkly.
  • Favourite band or musician: MIRAI. NIN. Aesop Rock. Neutral Milk Hotel. Jimi Hendrix. The Polyphonic Spree.
  • Favourite genre of music: Alternative. Industrial. Electro. Rap.
  • Favourite artist: H.R. Giger. Albert Oehlen. Glenn Corso. Alex Grey.
  • Favourite poet or writer: Allen Ginsberg. Ian Bavitz. T.S. Eliot. Hunter S. Thompson. William S. Burroughs.
  • Favourite photographer: Kayla Vee. Bee. Louis Stettner
  • Favourite style of art: Fractal, Vector, Abtract, Surreal. Fucked-Up.
  • MP3 player of choice: The one with my musik on it.
  • Skin of choice: Yours.
  • Favourite game: Final Fantasy VII
  • Favourite gaming platform: PS2
  • Favourite cartoon character: Professor Farnsworth (Futurama), Troa Barton (Gundam WING)
  • Personal Quote: "Hum dum, hum dum."
  • Tools of the Trade: Whatever the fuck is handy.

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:iconsiobhanhashaw:
thanks for the fave!

check this out ive got more work

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:iconraakile:
Thanks for fave \,,/
:iconsupernova-stain:
No worries. Keep it up!

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:iconimcompletelyoccupied:
Thanks for the fav. How are you? (:
:iconyouinventedme:
thanks for the :+fav: on rest area


xo!

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:iconkokuyosdevil:
I'm buying you something cool for Halloween/Youmacon. :)
Whenever your birthday is, since I don't know it, I celebrate Jackson. :) Cheers.

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:iconsupernova-stain:
No, no, no you aren't. I have a big ideological sensitivity w/ regard to the celebration of my biological manufacture being utilized as a socially "required" means of propagating the Capitalist virus. My life has no price tag, and I like that way.
Besides, something a machine in Taiwan spat out w/ a billion others doesn't really tell me that someone values my existence, just that they thought of me when they saw that. If you insist upon a gifting, then draw me something. I love your artwork, and it is something that comes from YOU - YOUR eyes, YOUR mind, YOUR hand. No children were overworked, no villages decimated. Just a gift, for a birthday - old school sincerity.

Wow. That was a lot, eh? I gave the same speech to Bizzle and Rachel a few months ago.

I can still see the perfect smoke ring erupt from the golden cannon. Finale, perfecto.

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